Friday, October 12, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH - LIAR AND HYPOCRITE

BEFORE WE START THIS BLOG SESSION ABOUT THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE RESOLUTION, PLEASE CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING WEBSITE AND FORWARD IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. THIS IS A GREAT LINK SHOWING REP. JANE HARMAN (WHO OPPOSED THE RESOLUTION LAST WEEK AFTER BEING A COSPONSOR BEFORE) GETTING BITCH SLAPPED IN HER OWN DISTRICT BY AN ARMY OF DEDICATED ACTIVISTS!!! http://www.educationofjaneharman.com/


Our President is a real bonehead.

"I urge members to oppose the Armenian genocide resolution now being considered by the House Foreign Affairs Committee."
-- President Bush, 10/10/07

VERSUS

"The Armenians were subjected to a genocidal campaign that defies comprehension. ... If elected President, I would ensure that our nation properly recognizes the tragic suffering of the Armenian people."
-- President Bush, 2/19/00

So the Republican White House is doing a full-court press on the Armenian Genocide Resolution trying to shave off Republicans from the list of co-sponsors faster than Britney Spears shaved her head. Inside sources to this Blogger have indicated that the President is personally calling Republican members and asking them to pull their support of H.Res.106. For those who Republicans who stay on board, I say "Thank you." To those who jump ship... I hope you never have to face what the Armenian community is going through right now. This miserable fight to get recognition for a historical fact and a sad chapter in human history should never have to happen to any people.

SKEPTIK ALERT: FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS, I WILL BE UPDATING MY BLOG REGULARLY AND POSTING INFORMATION ON THE RESOLUTION ALONG WITH ACTIONS WE CAN ALL TAKE. CONSIDER THIS BLOG GROUND ZERO FOR GENOCIDE RECOGNITION MOBILIZATION AND IDEA EXCHANGES. FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR THOUGHTS, FRUSTRATIONS, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU FEEL LIKE WRITING OR EXPRESSING!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Rep. Jane Harman Is A Smelly Pirate Hooker?



Will Ferrel's movie "Anchorman" is by far, one of the most quotable movies of this decade and the Smelly Pirate Hooker line was borrowed from the film. I say this in case someone out there thinks that I actually have proof of Congresswoman Jane Harman being a genuine pirate hooker. Between just you and me, she looks more like the angry madame who runs the smelly pirate whorehouse than one of it's working stiffs but that's not important. Let's move on...

Jane Harman is a lying lying big fat smelly poo poo pants liar. She co-sponsored H.Res. 106 on the Armenian Genocide (This is one of the most overdue pieces of Human Rights legislation that Congress has yet to pass. It's been over 90 years and you can read more about it at www.anca.org) and then last week it was revealed that she was working against the legislation by contacting her colleagues and telling them to vote the puppy down. Here's what the real life equivalent of this behavior is... Telling your friend that you think he should ask the girl of his dreams to the Senior Prom...telling him you're going to help him and giving him positive reinforcement because you know he can't work up the nerve on his own to ask her out. Then going behind his back and telling everyone in the school that your best friend has genital herpes and then taking his girl to the Prom in his place. Yes my friends, I said genital herpes. And as far as I'm concerned, that's nothing compared to what our Pirate Hooker from California's 36th Congressional District, Jane Harman, did to the American voters!

Click this link to see a YouTube clip of a bunch of AYF members who ambushed/protested a recent appearance by Jane Harman in her home district. Enjoy!

Monday, October 08, 2007

H.RES. 106--Never Let a Man Do a Woman's Job

by Me

Few things in life are certain. Taxes and death are two examples. But another certainty is that sequels are never as good as the originals. And if you have any doubts about this, just watch any of the Friday the 13th or Ernest P. Worrell movies from the 80s or 90s. So that's my disclaimer. Don't expect greatness. There may be some old stories and some forced laughs about inside jokes we once shared, but are too painful to remember; but we have to start fresh. I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye. No. It wasn't you, it was me. I was confused and didn't know what I wanted from my readers. I needed some space. I knew it was wrong but it was the best thing for both of us. But look at us now; former Asbarez contributor and former loyal reader just having a cup of soorj and gossiping like dadigs, like it was old times;
I've been gone for a while and recently attempted a comeback but it was more because of pressure from readers who felt I'd rejected them in some way than because I felt the need to write or had something to say. But this time I'm back and I have a thing or two on my mind. It's time to eat kebab and kick some ass, and I'm all out of kebab.

During my absence, there certainly hasn't been a shortage of Armenian related news. From upcoming elections in the U.S., Armenia and Turkey to the ongoing war in Iraq, the headlines are filled with more fodder for gossip and speculation than an interracial Armenian shotgun wedding. So from the litany of lies and misinformation, what prompted me to emerge from my homemade cocoon of Zankou chicken wrappers and old issues of Asbarez? H.Res. 106: Affirmation of the United States Record on the Armenian Genocide Resolution. The bill calls on the President to ensure that the foreign policy of the United States reflects appropriate understanding and sensitivity concerning issues related to human rights, ethnic cleansing, and genocide documented in the United States record relating to the Armenian Genocide, and for other purposes.

The passage of this bill is pretty significant. Not because it will be the first time Congress has voted for something with the word Genocide in it, but because it will send a message to the Republic of Turkey that the gig is up. Turkey's staunchest ally has always been the United States. In fact, we're like the apologetic best friend of a violent alcoholic. We make excuses for Turkey, try to find it a job, and then when he screws that up, try to comfort him and help him out again. And like most dysfunctional codependent relationships, we have convinced ourselves that we can't live without the other. But if H.Res. 106 passes, it will be the beginning of the end. It will be like watching that one eye-opening, light-bulb-above-the-head flashing episode of Oprah or Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer--when members of Congress will realize that the United States doesn't need to bend over for our "strongest secular Muslim ally in the Middle East."

And if it passes, it couldn't come at a better time. If there ever was a time that Turkey held any legitimate cards with which to threaten the U.S., now is the time. With an unstable Iraq and a situation in Kurdistan that could explode at any moment--after Turkey wishes to light the fuse--things are as hairy as they can get in the Middle East. This is the time when the Democratic Leadership of the House can show the American people how tough they really are. It will also be a clear message to the Neoconservatives in the State Department and White House that their "business as usual" approach to Turkey and other so-called allies like Pakistan and Saudi Arabia will not be tolerated.

I'm excited just thinking about it. If this passes, I wonder what Armenian Republicans will be able to fall back on to convince the rest of us that the Republican Party shares more of our values than the Democrats. For over 10 years the Republican-controlled Congress didn't budge on this resolution. For over 10 years they made excuse after excuse and pumped money into Azerbaijan while taking the bread out of the mouth of Armenia and Artsakh. They put Armenia on a list of rogue terrorist nations. They lifted the sanctions against Azerbaijan, outlined in the Humanitarian Aid Corridor Act. They treated the Armenian voter block like a pi?ata at a birthday party--beating us repeatedly with a stick and still expecting us to burst open with candy for them. Hastert, Bush, Cheney and crew took insolence to new heights and beyond. I, for one, am glad Speaker Nancy Pelosi is going to show them how to act when you have a pair...

I'm going to log on to the ANCA website (www.anca.org) and urge you to do the same and let Speaker Pelosi know that if she brings this bill up to a full House vote, her office will receive a lifetime supply of backlavah and the eternal gratitude of Americans like me.

I'm Skeptik Sinikian. I'm back, and I approve of this message.

Skeptik Sinikian is a proud male feminist living in Glendale with his pet rock, Dooff. His columns have won numerous awards that Skeptik carved from wood himself and proudly displays in his private office. He can be reached for comment at SkeptikSinikian@aol.com.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Arnold Joins Jedi Council?


It's amazing the things you can find on the internet. For instance, take this picture of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger with a group of Armenian Orthodox clergy.

I came up with my own caption for this unique photo but I'm open to suggestions. Feel free to suggest your own caption.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

BADGES!? BADGES!? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BADGES!!!

So I turn on the news the other day and lo’ and behold, there’s another story involving the use of excessive force by Los Angeles police. But this isn’t a scenario involving a possibly intoxicated driver or a borderline crack addict or even a case of mistaken identity. This was the brutal and repeated electrocution of a UCLA student with a taser for his inability to produce his student identification card.

The amateur video taken by eyewitnesses using cell phone cameras has spread across the internet through sites like YouTube and HotAir with lightning speed. It’s probably the most disturbing 6 minutes of video on the internet since the Paris Hilton sex tape. An American born Iranian student who was studying or hanging out at Powell library at UCLA and was asked to furnish his student ID by campus police. The young man did not have his ID, words were exchanged, and then the police proceeded to taser him about four or five times. The screams of the young student are blood curdling. Even worse is their response to other students who come to the aid of the young student. One office tells someone to stand back or he’ll get tased as well.

Overall, it’s a despicable act. Makes you wonder what sort of a society we’ve become when there are people who are capable of justifying the use of such force. This is the first of just a few steps we take before our nation becomes a fascist, military state. When the police can taser you to the point where you’re screaming and begging them to stop, then this is just wrong, and we have to hold those responsible accountable. In case you’re wondering what being tased feels like, just watch this video where police officers voluntarily get tased in order to know what it feels like. You’ll see grown men squirm like little puppies after the first shock. Now watch the UCLA police clip. Remember that the police being tased know what’s about to happen and can prepare themselves. The UCLA student had no idea he was going to be tased over and over and over and over again. If you still are curious how this feels, then go attach a clamp with a wire to your nipples and put the other end in an open electric outlet and enjoy. I don’t know if that’s how this feels, but the screams make it seem like it is.

We are becoming an out of control police state. These officers should be given the following punishment. Every morning, they will be awakened by a taser Then, randomly throughout the day, they will be tased again at the most inopportune and unexpected times – in the bathroom, on a date, during sleep. That’s what people like this deserve.

I can think of a few other societies and countries where the police have used excessive force and torture against their student populations. The list includes nations such as Turkey, Saudi Arabia, former Soviet Republics and other places I would never visit even if I won a free vacation package.

Police keep our streets (and campuses) safe but if this is their idea of maintaining law and order, then we have to wake up as a country and keep these jerks who give law and order a bad name off of our police forces! I hope the guys responsible for this incident are disciplined to the full extent of the law.

I’m still shaking from watching this video. OMG!

Friday, November 17, 2006

LET’S DRAG THAT DUSTY OTTOMAN OUT OF THE CLOSET

I feel like the prodigal son, returning home after a long absence searching for that which would quench his thirst for life. I haven't written a column for so long that I can't even remember what my last column was about. I wish I had done something exciting or daring like traversing the globe in a hot air balloon or filming a documentary about the migration patterns of penguins in southern Chile, titled "Chile Willy" (Yes, there are penguins in Chile. Google it if you don't believe me)! But instead, I just walked around the greater Los Angeles area doing a lot of nothing, kind of like David Carradine in the TV Show Kung Fu. I spent most of my time just watching people on the street, and took notes. Other times I pursued my life passion of searching for the best Armenian barbeque sandwich in all of Southern California . But what started off feeling like a promising, fun filled three-day weekend trip to Las Vegas with a group of my closest friends ended up feeling more like a never ending tour bus ride to some depressing smoke filled casino in Laughlin, Nevada with a group of elderly Armenian grandmothers and grandfathers who only play nickel and penny slots. I even started going through Armenian newspaper withdrawal.

There was one week where all I did was watch daytime TV talk shows. (By the way, I've watched so many court room TV shows that I'm thinking of taking the California Bar Exam and starting my own Attorney Call-in Show on Armenian Cable). This was followed by a week of watching nothing but Spanish soap operas. I even found an Armenian channel that showed a Brazilian soap opera dubbed in Armenian. This was possibly the worst TV program I have ever seen in my life. The dubbing was so horrible and the quality of the picture looked like someone had bootlegged the show directly off of a Brazilian TV screen with a personal camcorder. In spite of this, I got hooked on this show for three weeks. My point is that I wasn't sick, nor did I start a new job that kept me too busy to find time to put my thoughts on paper. And I certainly am not dead. All of these were theories proposed by different readers on my blog. The unglamorous truth is that I just needed time off and some long overdue rest. But to all those who speculated one of these theories, I thank you. Because if nothing else, it shows that someone cares.

Having gotten that off my chest, it feels great to be back in print. During my absence over the course of many months, readers from all over—the internet, Uzbekistan, New Jersey and other exotic places—have inquired as to what I've been doing, or why I took such a long time off, or just simply what I was having for breakfast that day. None of this matters; but I promise that I'll address it in an upcoming column. But what's more important than where I was or what I was doing is what has been going on while I was missing in action. Probably the most significant news story of the day/week/month/year/decade (circle one that you think applies) was the new law criminalizing Armenian Genocide Denial which was passed by the French National Assembly.

Vive Le France! Let's hear it for the country that gave us the baguette, perfume, croissants, brie cheese, the Cannes Film Festival, the Eiffel Tower, French maids and Edit Piaff! In a historic move, the French Parliament passed a law, emulating one that is already on the books regarding the Jewish Holocaust, which makes denial of the Armenian Genocide a crime. There are those who criticize the law by saying it limits free speech and is contradictory to the values of the European Union. Even Hrant Dink, an Armenian newspaper publisher from Istanbul,

Turkey who has spoken about the Genocide in Turkey and seemed to know what he's talking about, came out and said that the law is wrong. He went as far as to say that he'd be willing to go to France, deny the Armenian Genocide and sit in jail just to prove his point. He went even further by saying that now, because of the French law, Turks are being perceived as victims. . . wait, I can't do this. I want to find his exact quote so no one thinks I'm making this up. Just give me a second to "Google" the article which appeared in the Glendale News Press about two weeks ago.

Here's what Dink said: "Until today, the world has held Armenians in high esteem because they were victims of genocide," he [Dink] said. "Now the Turkish people are the victims because their right to free speech is being denied and the Turks will use that against Armenians."

I had to read that quote TWICE and then hear the same words essentially repeated during one of his public lectures, to realize that this guy was actually serious about what he was saying.

Like Forest Gump, I'm not a smart man. I never claimed to be. But I know that someone who's had their family massacred and land stolen is worse off than someone who has had their freedom of speech taken away. And let me just say that this isn't just my opinion or the opinion espoused by any Armenian political organization, but the opinion of EVERY Armenian-American I have spoken to on this issue. When I explain what the French law is really about, and explain about the precedent set by the Jewish Holocaust Law combined with Turkey's ongoing campaign of denial, 99% of non-Armenians agree with the French law as well.

I'm wondering if Dink were given the same choice—a death sentence or told to shut up—which one would he chose?

I welcome any Turkish citizen or spokesperson to use this 'denial' of free speech about the genocide against Armenians to portray themselves as victims, as Dink suggests that they will do. They won't dare to do it, because every time they open their virulent, hate spewing mouths, they will have to admit that Armenians died and that they were driven from their homelands. This is contrary to the propaganda they've forced down their people's throats that denies there ever was a historic Armenian presence in Asia Minor long before the Turks ever arrived.

Dink's rationalization is like the story of the thief who breaks into a house, assaults the homeowner, steals his property, rapes the women and children (come to think of it, this is a perfect analogy) and after he's caught by the police, sues the homeowner for the broken leg he suffered while running away from the cops. Any judge who rules in favor of the thief is a complete idiot. Anyone who thinks that the Turks are greater victims than the Armenians who have been denied justice for over 91 years is an idiot. Anyone who thinks that this new French law will create a tsunami of support for Turks to enter into the EU is an idiot as well.

Is the French law about the Armenian Genocide or the Jewish Holocaust fair? Probably not if you are an advocate of free speech (which I am), but when has Turkey ever been the champion of free speech? This is a country that routinely arrests and sues people who attempt to speak openly about their nation's sordid past. The French are just giving the Turks a little bit of their own medicine while simultaneously making a point about Turkey's refusal to own up to their past and present crimes against the Armenian people.

Here’s what’s important for Dink and everyone else to understand. The issue is not freedom of speech. Turks shouldn’t be debating about the genocide when what happened is as clear as the ruined churches and Armenian homes that Turks and Kurds live in today. Turkey wants this to be a “speech” issue because it welcomes debate on the Genocide and when that happens, the Turks have taken one step back but two steps forward. They’ve acknowledged that there were Armenians in Asia Minor, but they’ve now cast what happened to them in doubt and that is a load of bovine manure in whether in Turkish, French, Armenian or English!

I'm going to give credit where it's due. I'm glad the French National Assembly passed the law because it brought this issue back to life. That’s at least one Assembly that’s actually doing something for the Armenians (Zing!) For one whole week, this issue dominated the airwaves and print media, not just in the US and in Europe but in Turkey as well. This is the true intent of the French law. The French understand that Europe will have to remodel its living room and they're doing their best to accommodate different tastes and sensibilities. But before they lay all of their furnishings out for everyone to see, they have to ensure their own safety. So now they're faced with an old moldy Ottoman that's been sitting in dark, dank basement of denial for years. Everyone wants to bring it out, but France knows that this Ottoman is covered with mold, falling apart and dangerous. But sunshine is the best disinfectant. And France is trying to disinfect this Ottoman with the light of truth. More power to the French and if Hrant Dink can't see that, then maybe he's been in the dark for too long too!

Skeptik Sinikian still lives in Glendale and is currently rehabilitating himself by driving over the speed limit in a tinted window BMW while talking on a cell phone and eating a kebab sandwich. You can email him at SkeptikSinikian@aol.com or visit his soon to be updated (yet again) blog at www.sinikian.blogspot.com.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

I'm Not Dead!


No. I am not dead. Although some of my ex girlfriends might argue that I'm dead on the inside.

Much to the dissapointment of many of my critics, I'm still alive... and as you can see from this photo, I'm still writing!

More to follow! Stay tuned...